A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...