I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...