Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...