Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...