Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...