FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...