Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...