Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....