Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...