Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
10 Way to know if you have PMS
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...