Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...