Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...