Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...