Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes