Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...