All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...