The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...