Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!