5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...