Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...