Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...