A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...