Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...