12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Wart’s new!
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Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...