Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...