Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...