Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...