Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...