Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...