Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
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