I think I’ll try a nicer approach
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Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
What did the maggot say to another?
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Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...