Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...