Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...