The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...