Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...