Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...