Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...