College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.