Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...