A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...