Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...