Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...