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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
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Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
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Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...