Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...