Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity