What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
How all careers end
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The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...