ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...