Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....