A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.