How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...