Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...