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The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
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Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
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Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
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Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...