Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...